Wow! It looks like my dreams of becomming a nuclear physicist in the future may come true afterall. Then again, I never did have dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist, but still, I just got an email that may yet determine my fate afterall.

From: ceo65@spiegel.de

To: gudlyf@realistek.com

Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 03 19:41:31 GMT

Hello,

I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able

to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple ti

me travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to

follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built

out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schemati

cs you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if

you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit

available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it

to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@federalfundin

gprogram.com

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to

you.

Thank You

judge

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At first I thought that last line after “judge” was some sort of cryptic code from the future, meant to guide me forth to discover my destiny as the savior of all humankind, the protector of chrononaughts for eons to come. Actually it turned out to be a Radio Shack part number for the Sing ‘N Jam Karaoke Machine.