It was inevitable to happen, but here they are: disposable cell phones.
They made ‘911′ so it was an easy to remember, easy to dial number, yet still a bit difficult to misdial. Now they want to assign a single button to it? So someone’s in the back seat of their car making out, a stray [insert appendage here] hits the ‘911′ button, and hilarity ensues:
*beep* <- 911 was just pressed
Operator: “911 emergency, how can I assist you?”
Caller: “*muffle* *muffle* mmmph *muffle*”
Operator: “Sir…er..or madam, are you in trouble? Where can we locate you?”
Caller: “*shuffle* *muffle* mmm *smack* *shuffle* *beep* *muffle* *beep*”
Operator: “Hello?”
Caller: “*beep beep beep beep beep beep…*”
