Will I go to hell if I laugh at something like this?

I will? OK too late.

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-ounce bottle of Corona Extra. Another man walks in and orders a 12-ounce Guinness draft.

The two men turn to each other, raise their glasses and say, “Here’s to your health.”

Question: Whose dietary and health interests are better served by the 12-ounce beer?

The obvious answer

Just when I thought the ten sushi places in my area had everything, I find out about this.

About all I have to say about this is, “Hmm.”

Director Ronny Yu (Freddie vs. Jason — yeah…I know…I’m with ya) was talking with Creature Corner about the possibility of him doing a sequel to FvJ. Instead, his next project is titled “Snakes on a Plane”, described as “About a plane on the way from Honolulu to Los Angeles, and when they’re halfway [into their flight], 500 poisonous snakes get released, and the first one to get killed is the pilot”.

HAHAHA April Fools, Yu! You got me! “Snakes on a Plane!” Really!

Oh wait — the article’s dated 3/30. Er…

I got nuthin.