June 23, 2004
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As if the first movie wasn’t bad enough, New Line seems to have decided to one-up themselves with yet another all-but-guaranteed dumper with a sequel, and possibly casting Paris Hilton in a lead role. Says Hilton: “Sound like fun. I’ll get dirty.”
Please. Make it stop. Crappy D&D movies make baby dragons cry.
Paris Hilton
Female, Half-Human
Level 7 Wench/Level 2 Fellatrix
HP: 69
Female, Half-Human
Level 7 Wench/Level 2 Fellatrix
HP: 69
Strength: 2
Intelligence: 1
Wisdom: 3
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 13
Charisma: 4
Magic Items:
Bony Elboes of Anorexia
Slackjawed Half-lidded Idiot’s Gaze +4
Boobies +2 (automatically increase charisma score by 10 when dealing with any Male unless they save vs. Silicone)
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