postAugust 27, 2004

I’m a Criminal in Port Of Sweet Grass, Montana

post Category: Ranting — Gudlyf @ 2:19 pm — post

If this story is really true, my ass shall never step foot in the town of Port Of Sweet Grass, Montana (literally), for fear that I may succumb to some sort of death penalty (by gas chamber…*rimshot*). Lord knows I’ve claimed many porcelain victims in my quest for ultimate flushery.

I do have some things to say to the folks of that town:

  1. Have some dignity and get some real fucking toilets, ones that suck the air out of the room so fast they take the hair off your genitals.
  2. Did you really expect a town with that name to not witness flocks of stoned masses decending upon it, thinking they’ve found the holy grail of all ganjadom?
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