The Hummer H2’s got nuthin’ on the International CXT, which can haul six tons of dirt and tow a 20-ton yacht at the same time. It’s 9 feet high, 8 feet wide, 21 feet long, and weighs 15,000 pounds. Oh, and it can tow one of those pussy-ass H2’s along with the yacht.
UPDATE: And here is the appropriate bumper sticker for the above (although one reading “Yes My Penis is That Small” would be just as fitting)
