…as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. Then were suddenly silenced.
This is a true story. Last night I watched all but about four minutes (of game time) of the Patriots/Miami game. The Pats were up over a touchdown, so I figured it was safe to go to bed while the Pats put Miami to bed.
In the middle of the night, I woke up suddenly for some reason. As I tried to drift back off to sleep, I remember thinking, “Aw man I can’t believe the Pats lost to Miami….Huh?! Wait a minute. They were winning when I went to bed. Whew.”
Then I wake up to one big cold fucking slap in the face. What the hell?!
