From this morning’s mail comes this gem. Note that I do not correct or edit these in any way other than changing names, occasionally, to protect the guilty:

Name: patsy
URL:
Subject: 1974 camaro

WELL IM KINDA NEW AT ALL OF THIS TO START OFF …

MY NAME IS PATSY AND I HAVE A HUSBAND THAT HAS BEEN WORKIN ON HIS CAR SENCE HE WAS 15. IT IS A 1974 CAMARO AND ITS OUR DREAM CAR! WE HAVE GOT SOME THINGS FOR  BETSY (MOTER/ PARTS AND LITTLE NICK NACKS) BUT WE WERE UNABLE TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY FOR THE REST SO FAR. IM NOT SURE HOW YALL WORK  OR DO THINGS BUT I WAS VERY INTRUSTIED IN FINDING OUT!! I WANT THIS TO BE A SUPRISE FOR MY HUSBAND, I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU COULD CONTACT ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT IT IS YALL DO AND HOW YALL DO IT. IVE ALSO GOT SOME PICTURES THAT I COULD SEND YOU IF YOU WOULD LIKE, THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME! HOPE TO SEE OR TALK TO YALL SOON.

I remember when a Camaro was my dream car. It was when I was carless, penniless and in high school.