For some inexplicable reason, I found this link stuck in my drafts. So let’s see, if I had to list possible reasons I have this link sitting around:
- If I’m ever sitting on the shitter for the 20th time of the day, wondering what the fuck crawled up my ass, I know what to tell the doctors I have.
- When I’ve finished reading “Witchcraft For Dummies”, I know what horrible ailment to curse enemies with.
- I’ll write a spec script for a new horror movie (see title of this post).
- Mental note: Never visit Brainerd, Minnesota
“You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called Fa-Cue. It’s mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they’re on the ground.”
